NO MINT ON MY PILLOW
If sarcasm were a loyalty program, I’d be platinum.
Welcome to the UK’s least enthusiastic hotel blog.
NoMintOnMyPillow.com is your brutally honest, mildly passive-aggressive guide to Britain’s finest budget beds, creaky lifts, flickering hallway lights, and sausages that should have stayed frozen.
Written by Nigel Slippers – a man who’s stayed in more Premier Inns than in his own bed – this site is for anyone who travels for work, hates pillow chocolates, and thinks hotel carpets shouldn’t make noises when you walk on them.
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Broken Dreams Business Park
Tiredham-by-Leak
Somewhere Cold, UK
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